Every 12.368 lunar cycles a very special day comes around. In the busyness of everyday life and craze of tweeting on your face-blog, it is easy to forget the magical things that occurred and will occur on May 19th. So as a public service to the world, I give you a short remembrance/prophecy of the events of this great day.
May 19th 1499 – Catherine of Aragon, is married by proxy Arthur Tudor
May 19th 1536 – Anne Boleyn is beheaded
May 19th 1643 – Thirty Years’ War comes to an end (well the last big battle anyway)
May 19th 1925 – Malcom X is Born
May 19th 1967 – The United States, Soviet Union, and United Kingdom agree to ban nuclear weapons from outer space.
May 19th 198* – Wes Wilson is Born
May 19th 2015 – Canada and United States develop the worlds first true AI
May 19th 2015 (later that day) – Time travelling Ninjas steal the AI
May 19th 2019 – A joint task force of RCMP, Navy Seals, Dr. Wilson, and a lost 3rd grade school group on a field trip to the Ontario Science Centre, use H.G. Wells time machine to pursue the ninjas and regain the AI. The mission is a success except for one tiny mishap involving a monkey and a Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch mix tape which changed the time line so that the world’s largest super power was now Upper Mongolia, which owed much of its success to the release of Heroes episodes that didn’t suck.
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